1. poetic:

    sex is just a hug that involves our genitals

    (via hefuckin)

     
  2. thecaptainjacksparrow:

    elysian-serendipity:

    touchmeslowly:

    Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

    That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

    thanks, kid

    (Source: hayleyfromparamore, via hotboyproblems)

     

  3. impwhoretant:

    impwhoretant:

    I’M CLEAN

    image

    i took

    a shower

    (via oknope)

     
  4. canadumb:

    I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

    (via humorously)

     
  5. (Source: abbycchio, via whoredinarygirl)

     

    1. iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
    2. me: chill
     
  6. (Source: facebook.com, via xxx-mcmxciv)

     
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  8. eyeballfarts:

    compliment a girl on something other than her looks

    (via sarcastic-snowflake)

     
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